Dexter, Season 7 Finale spoilers: Surprise, Motherfucker!

Dexter under arrest in Surprise Motherfucker

Tonight’s the night, my friends. The Dexter season finale is upon us and this could be the episode that changes the game forever. Last year, Debra walked in as her brother was dicing up Travis Marshall, but this year’s season finale will see the blood spatter analyst finally under arrest for his crimes.

We’ve got spoilers for Surprise, Motherfucker (James Doakes’ awesome catchphrase in case you’re a noob), but be prepared for major surprises when the episode goes out on Showtime tonight.

As last week’s promo showed, LaGuerta finally arrests Dexter, but not before she and Debra have a heated discussion in which Debra accuses her boss of ‘framing’ Dexter. However, there’s a wonderful scene coming up in which Hannah McKay (guest star Yvonne Strahovsky) calls her out as a hypocrite for hunting her down yet turning a blind eye to her brother’s crimes. It’s a real culmination of Debs’ journey this season, because she’s struggled with Dexter’s killings.

And in a heart to heart with Ghost Harry, we see Dexter refusing to run, even though the net is closing around him. It’s what we suspected all along – Dexter is no longer the purely cold, calculating serial killer he was back in the first season. But has the realisation come too late? Here’s what he tells Harry:

Somewhere along the line, the fake life we created as a cover for me to kill became real. It’s not fake to me anymore. I don’t wanna lose it. I’m gonna stand my ground.

As we all know, LaGuerta will lead a handcuffed Dexter down through the office at Miami Metro Homicide. Hopefully this doesn’t turn out to be a dream sequence or a hallucination. The big question is – has Dexter got an ace up his sleeve, or will he end up being nailed for every grisly murder he’s ever committed?

The thing is, if LaGuerta really arrests Dexter, then that’s his cover blown wide open. Normally, Dex could kill off anyone who’s getting too close to revealing his secret, but in this case that can’t happen. But a Dexter behind bars is going to make for a fairly dull final season next year, right?

On the other hand, we’re fairly certain that James Doakes will not be coming back for this episode. Although that would be AMAZING! So, care to speculate on how Surprise Motherfucker is going to go down tonight?

Also, if it does turn out that Dexter is finally being brought to justice, what does that mean for Debra? As his sister, will she fall under suspicion too? She’s certainly been complicit in his crimes, and Hannah might still spill the beans. She’s got no reason not to.

by Gerard McGarry on December 16th, 2012

Gerard is the founder and editor of Unreality TV. He writes about TV dramas as well as reality TV talent shows and is obsessed by sci-fi and Doctor Who. Follow him on Twitter @gerrybot or Google+

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7 thoughts on “Dexter, Season 7 Finale spoilers: Surprise, Motherfucker!

  1. Anonymous says:

    Laguerta DIES!! DEB KILLS HER! and hannah mckay escapes jail by poisoning herself to the hospital and escaping

  2. Anonymous says:

    ALSO

    Angel retires.. and Dexter finally kills hector. He tries to kill laguerta by setting her up as if she shot hector and as if hector shot her but she wakes up unexpectably and deb walks in and shoots her!!

    MUAHAHAHAAHA U HAVE BEEN SPOILED

    1. FUCK YOU ASS MAN says:

      FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS FUCK DICK LOIVING BITCH!

  3. Vincere says:

    Doakes will be there as at least a hallucination because his name is in the credits for this episode.

  4. Vincere says:

    i think laguerta will die after failing to have enough evidence to keep him in jail.The episode will end with him getting rid of hector.Hannah will escape while the rest of the station will be almost certain its him.

  5. chuck says:

    why didnt deb have blood on her in last seen at the party wearing the same cloths when she shot and hugged cpt laguerta

  6. connor says:

    I think the real question is why is Deb such a nosy bitch? She knows what dexter is doing why did she go there. I think she needs more xanax :/

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